(When asked why he was concerned about having a band-aid on his big toe)
"My toes have whiskers."
~ Nicky, March 2010
(In tears, after Kimmy finds him hugging the cat a little too tightly)
"...and then she grabbed me by the neck like a scruff-kitty."
~ Nicky, January 2010
(While trying to outrun an approaching snowstorm while driving home from New York)
"The roads are dry but the winds are windy."
~ Sue, January 2010
(Upon having the bathroom lights turned off while he is going to the bathroom. [Why the light switch is on the outside of the bathroom is beyond me. Why Nicky gets naked to go to the bathroom is even more beyond me.])
"DAD! DAD!! DON'T DO THAT WHILE I'M UNCLOTHING!!!"
~ Nicky, December 2009
(Found hastily written on a crumpled-up fast food napkin)
"I remember a time not so long ago in the distant future..."
~ Sue, probably around 2008-2009
(While taking pictures of our cat, Smudge, with a disposable camera)
Nicky: So we will be able to download these pictures to the computer?
Rick: No, we have to bring the camera to Walmart and have them develop the pitctures for us.
Nicky: Then why am I taking fashion shots??
~ November 11, 2009
"I'm telling you two for the last time...take those M&Ms out of your noses!!"
~ Rick, November 2009
"I have determined two things. One, I had too much fun putting this sock on and two, it fits perfectly."
~ Nicky, October 2009
(A certain member of our family who prefers demands that he/she remains anonymous explains why he/she doesn't want to partake
in that evening's dinner.)
"I don't want to get poopy-doodles because of the medicine I am on."
~ Anonymous, 2009
(Why he says this, we have no idea...)
"Tastes fishy. [long pause] Call me fishmeal! Look! Off the starboard bow! The great, white whale! I'll get you, Moby Dick!"
~ Nicky, January 2008
(explaining the decorations on her memory box)
"This is a crayon but it is actually a candle, and it is my favorite color, but it is suppose to be red."
~ Kimmy, 6/22/2005
(commenting on Mark Bellhorn's long hair)
"It looks like Bellhair has turned into a hornbag."
~ Sue, 4/2/2005
"Only a dog can sleep like a dog can."
~ Sue, 2005
(heard while driving to New Hampshire)
"I want to go to new hampster..."
~ Nicky, 2003
(upon being told that it is New Hampshire and not a hampster)
"I want to go to the mousie house!!"
~ Nicky, 2003
"ROAR!! I'm a tiger."
~ Nicky, 2003
"yub yub yub yub yub"1
~ Sue, 2001
(Upon hearing a radio advertisement where a turkey promotes freshly cooked turkeys for Thanksgiving)
"He doesn't sound fully cooked..."
~ Kimmy, 2004
"Pick up me."
~ Nicky, 2002
"pidder please..."
~ Nicky, 2002
"HEY! How many times have I told you? No feet or penises on the dinner table!!"
~ Rick, on an almost daily basis.
"You mean to tell me you sucked your monkey juice dry already?"
~ Sue
(sung to the tune of Santa Claus is coming to town)
"Oh, you better watch out
I'm gonna tell on you
Santa Clause is coming to town"
~ Nicky, 2003
"Guys...be quiet...I'm being Aladar!"
~ Nicky, 2004
"Mommy, can I have another hot ball?"2
~ Nicky, 2003
"I want to go to big Donald's and get a happy meal!"
~ Nicky, 2003
"...and Matt pacifically told me..."
~ Kimmy
Sue: Shouldn't you have done that 10 minutes ago?
Matt: Yeah, but I was laughing.
1 Translation: There is a really big white truck speeding towards us
and if you don't
move we are all going to die a fiery death.
2 translation: meatball
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