(explaining the decorations on her memory box)
This is a crayon but it is actually a candle, and it is my favorite color, but it is suppose to be red.
- Kimmy, 6/22/2005
(commenting on Mark Bellhorn's long hair)
It looks like Bellhair has turned into a hornbag.
- Sue, 4/2/2005
Only a dog can sleep like a dog can.
- Sue, 2005
(heard while driving to New Hampshire)
I want to go to new hampster...
- Nicky, 2003
(upon being told that it is New Hampshire and not a hampster)
I want to go to the mousie house!!
- Nicky, 2003
ROAR!! I'm a tiger.
- Nicky, 2003
yub yub yub yub yub1
- Sue, 2001
He doesn't sound fully cooked...
- Kimmy, 2004
Pick up me.
- Nicky, 2002
pidder please...
- Nicky, 2002
HEY! How many times have I told you? No feet or penises on the dinner table!!
- Rick, on an almost daily basis.
You mean to tell me you sucked your monkey juice dry already?
- Sue
(sung to the tune of Santa Claus is coming to town)
You better watch out
I'm gonna tell on you
Santa Clause is coming to town
- Nicky, 2003
Guys...be quiet...I'm being Aladar!
- Nicky, 2004
Mommy, can I have another hot ball?2
- Nicky, 2003
I want to go to bigdonalds and get a happy meal!
- Nicky, 2003
"...and Matt pacifically told me..."
- Kimmy
Sue: Shouldn't you have done that 10 minutes ago?
Matt: Yeah, but I was laughing.
1 Translation: There is a really big white truck speeding towards us
and if you don't
move we are all going to die a fiery death.
2 translation: meatball
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